I got a fortune cookie today

[Sylvia Lafayette]

it said, "Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."

....oh the irony.

[musashi]

Help me I am being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory...

Do you think they took that drivel out of Chairman Mao's Red book?

[Borysoff]

As i know chinese fortune cookies have nothing to do with China:)
And with fortune. And i'm not really sure about cookies))
So don't worry..